
AB ABSURDO
Ghosts UFOs Boo-Boo
- Apr 00
Hungry Planet
It is an interesting mix of subject matter in
this issue but still (mostly) on the odd side - ranging from ghosts to
cropcircles. The first item however is serious. How many times do you
click your mouse on a session at the computer? I am sure many of us get into
the hundreds during spates of crazed internet surfing or (sorry for mentioning
it) work on spreadsheets or word processors. Now there is a website where a
single mouse click can do some good out of all proportion to the time or
effort involved. How about a single click to donate food to the world's
hungry? This is the idea behind The
Hunger Site.
When you visit this site and click on the Donate Free Food button the scheme's
sponsors make a donation of food to the United Nations
World Food Programme. The amount is small, perhaps a couple of cups of
some staple food (the quantity varies according to the current number of
sponsors) but it adds up - between June 1999 and January 2000 34 million
visitors donated over 4000 tons of food. This is no con - please check the
site out for yourself and then add it to your favorites/bookmarks. You can
only donate once each day but make the Hunger Site
your first point of call when you get on the net.
Update - links
to The Hunger Site and its bretheren are on the home page
UFO ESP?
This next site is about a hoary old subject
that just won't go away - UFO's. Let me say at once that I would be thrilled
if any verifiable proof could be offered as to the reality of the
so-called phenomenon - apart from misidentification of mundane objects and
outright hoaxes - but so far nothing has met any reasonable standards of
evidence. (As the mantra runs "extraordinary claims require extraordinary
evidence.") The British UFO Research Association
are some
people who have put a great deal of effort into the investigation of
unidentified aerial phenomena and their sober, well-presented site makes for
interesting reading. They do not advocate any particular theory. One
interesting slant is the Anamnesis Project which seems to give up on the idea
of UFO's as objects "out there" in the real world as a
"simplistic observation". The new thinking would be that sightings
are percipient related. This sounds to me like "all in the mind"
which is certainly more likely than aliens. So far this seems not unreasonable
- until you read the findings regarding percipients. "In fact they are
very intelligent and artistically motivated people, who, in almost every case,
possess moderate to strong E.S.P. faculties." It is at this point I have
a problem with explaining one unproven phenomenon by referring to another. I
can't help but feel this is not the way forward. As Arthur C. Clarke once
noted the best thing for UFO's is a few years of benign neglect.....
Cored Rectum
Staying with what some would call the
"paranormal" this next site, winner of a 1998 UKWeb award, is a joy
to look at and a highly entertaining read. Circlemakers
is the home of those characters who brighten up the tedium of our monocultural
fields of grain with the odd Mandelbrot Set. Yes, these are the people who
make the crop circles beloved by tabloid newspapers and New Age loonies
alike......or so they would have us believe. A look at the comments page shows
that many people are unconvinced. They point out that the Circlemakers couldn't have made ALL the circles so WHO made the the rest (cue
X-Files theme.) Also much suspicion is engendered by the site's banner ad for
jobs with the MI5 security service. One correspondent seems to think this
proves the whole site is a government misinformation ploy. But hold on -
surely the MI5 ad is too much of a giveaway? Ah but maybe they just want you
to think that.....and so on. You see how this site can get to you. Make sure
you look at Exhibit A - a great collection of
photos including Top of the Crops 1999. Well
worth a visit Circlemakers even have a Beginner's
Guide so that you get started making your own circles. Back to the comments
page and I leave the final word with the attractively named correspondent
Cored Rectum " Do you mutilate cattle as well?"
Boo!
At least you know where you are with
the website of the International Ghost Hunters
Society run by Dr Dave Oester and Rev. Sharon Gill. The Society, whose
somewhat puzzling mascot is a Corgi dog called Boo-Boo
emblazoned on the home page, consists of Ghost Researchers, Ghost Hunters and
Ghost Believers. They say of themselves "The IGHS was the first
ghost society to declare and to prove by substantial photographic evidence
that cemeteries are haunted. Traditional ghost hunters have claimed that
cemeteries are not haunted. The IGHS is progressive and modern. We do not
endorse Ouija Boards or Seances, but rely upon scientific tools to measure
paranormal events. The IGHS documents the spirits of the dead that are
haunting sites today as orbs, ectoplasmic vapor and as vortices. The IGHS
believes that ghosts are everywhere!"
This is a well laid out site very
definitely aimed at the uncritical. The page of Free
Ghost Photos is less convincing evidence of life after death and more
evidence of many folk's ineptitude with a camera. If these are truly ghost
photos then my own holiday snaps are positively spook-ridden. It doesn't stop
at photos - there are also Electronic Voice Phenomena
- which is "a process whereby the voice or voices of the dead are
embedded onto magnetic recording tape by a process that we do not
understand." (Apparently this is different from just playing old Buddy
Holly or Elvis albums.) The Ghost Hunters have helpfully made available lots
of sound files of "the dead" although the one I downloaded sounded
like someone breaking wind into a galvanised bucket - it certainly gave me a
new idea of the afterlife. The commercial side of the Ghost world is well
represented with a list of Haunted Bed and Breakfast Inns, some great looking
T-shirts and the IGHS Home Study Course. This last covers a range of subjects
such as Understanding Orbs, Ectoplasm and Vortices and the Psychology of
Earthbound Spirits. Should you wish to go for a diploma the course is an
unghostly $149.95 - surely a bargain......
Lilliputian
Essays
This last site Language
Miniatures is an absolute gem. It consists of 36 (at present) short essays on
various aspects of language. If titles such as "Curiouser
and Curiouser - The language world Alice blunders into", "We
Call that Symbol '@' she said - What do you think she called it?"
and my favorite "The Eskimos' 100 Words for Snow -
Why everybody seems to know this 'fact' " sound interesting then
this is the site to visit. No fancy graphics, shockwave etc. but succinct,
informative nuggets that leave you wanting more - excellent. William Z Shetter
- thankyou.
Recommended
Here are a couple of sites
reviewed in previous issues............
If you want to know How
Stuff Works, from a flush toilet to a laser to a jet engine go to www.howstuffworks.com
All the entries are searchable and if what you want is not there you can
submit questions.
Evolve Fish
at is
a wonderful collection of T shirts, stickers, and badges poking a little
gentle and not so gentle fun at the more rabid of the fundamentalist
anti-evolution fraternity. Even if you don't agree with them (I do) the folks
at EvolveFish certainly have a far better sense of humor than their targets!
Highly recommended. (and yes - I bought a T shirt.)
Quotes
"God forbid that we should give out a
dream of our own imagination for a pattern of the world." Francis Bacon
"That INCLUDES religion, Francis."
Ross W Sargent
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